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computers, privacy and data protection conference 2026

I attended the Computers, Privacy and Data Protection Conference (CPDP) in Brussels for the first time.

entrance

The conference has lots of different rooms mostly in the same building where multiple panels, workshops and other things are happening at the same time in specific slots, so you gotta choose what you participate in (was difficult at times!). Next to that, you have some fun rooms, some quiet working spaces and spaces to just hang out and talk.

Based on the programme, the focus this year was definitely on age verification/youth 'protection', human AI relationships, consumer rights and marginalized groups.

opening remarks grande halle

Lots of different groups and people present; people from the EU Commission and Parliament, AlgorithmWatch, Bits of Freedom, noyb and Max Schrems, IGLYO, EDRi, Equilabs, Equinox Initiative for Racial Justice, INTITEC, the EDPS and Wojciech Wiewiórowski, Privacy International, the International Committee of the Red Cross, the Office of the United Nations High Commissioner for Human Rights, the European Consumer Organization (BEUC), Future of Privacy Forum, AIRegulation.com, data protection authorities of different countries (CNIL, BFDI, etc.), ALTI, European Disability Forum, d.pia.lab, AI Now Institute, OECD, the IAPP, and all kinds of universities, plus companies like Mozilla, Mastodon, Signal, Wikimedia, Microslop, Uber, TikTok, Google and more.

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day 1

I was there for the opening remarks, then went on to visit:

My takeaways/new things learned:

The latter about Human-AI intimacy was extra interesting because it had someone on the panel who directly works with people who use bots for romance and sex, and her experience has been mostly positive and that it helps her clients.

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Afterwards, I sadly was too overwhelmed, exhausted and in pain to continue and went back to the apartment to rest. Unfortunately, all the stress around the apartment and the generally more exhausting day triggered my digestive tract badly (Crohn's disease), but within the first few hours, all toilets in the venue were out of service due to an issue outside the venue or the organizer's control, and the alternative toilets were much further away. I didn't wanna have to deal with that with upset intestines.

I missed the 'Designing Fairness' Workshop, and the 'Consumer Rights at the age of acceleration' panel. Didn't meet anyone that day.

vibe culture

living room

Look at this ridiculous Gemini Photobooth they had that I saw no one use in the entire 3 days.

gemini booth

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day 2

This day, I managed to attend everything on my list, thankfully, as I felt a bit better. I attended:

My takeaways/new things learned:

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After a failed attempt to meet up during lunch, I managed to meet up with another Country Reporter from noyb for a little while until the next panel happened, and sadly we didn't go to the same one.

At this point, I was miffed about lunch at the conference. They made a big deal at registration about how the event will be mostly vegan and vegetarian to offset the climate impact of everyone traveling there, and they asked you to select your preference. I chose vegan.

But for the entire three days, the food wasn't clearly labeled, some food was mislabeled as vegan when it wasn't, and there was way too little of it and wasn't restocked. It was more like "vegetarian snacks for birds". Vegan people had no warm food option at all, just sandwiches or wraps all three days that would have been enough for maybe 10 people. I mostly starved and I accidentally ate real cheese one time too because the food situation was so confusing.

Here was one of the buffet menu cards, which were a bit to the side removed from the food, partially hidden by other stuff, and incorrect (anything with lactose is not vegan).

buffet menu card

I have no idea how, on a sea of silver platters with lots of bread, I am supposed to be able to differentiate the vegan gluten free bread option and the vegetarian gluten free bread that has scarmoza (italian cheese). It was a roundtable buffet, so everyone was waiting on you to hurry and grabbing stuff; I can't just grab bread and lift off the top to see the ingredients and then put it back, man. At least group the vegan stuff together or put labels directly in front of each thing. Also, while I am not reliant on gluten-free food, I think the people sensitive to it or having celiac disease don't appreciate that either.

I skipped the Cocktail parties and big CPDP party, because it's not really feeling fun when you don't drink alcohol, have trouble just going up to people with your mask and hoping they hear you, and have no one to meet or go with.

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day 3

Last day was rather empty in the programme, so I arrived later and left earlier. I attended:

My takeaways/new things learned:

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The previous two days, I did the whole fancy dress pants and blazer thing (one black blazer, one dark red/purple blazer), but for the last day and the drive home, I wore my Bearblog shirt and wide orange jeans:

bear shirt

Someone from noyb staff thankfully recognized me and approached me, so we talked for a bit until he had to leave for another lunch meeting. That concludes the human contact I had.

poetry

And then I left to drive home with my wife. She will hopefully soon write a guest post on my blog about how she navigates a new city in another country without mobile data/a smartphone (she has a tablet with WiFi only), because while I was at the conference, she explored the city on her own.

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conclusion

It's kind of difficult to show up to these conferences as someone who isn't sent there for work, who doesn't have coworkers or ex-coworkers also attending, and who doesn't have much or any industry contacts yet. Most people there know each other from work or previous/other conferences, and I don't. These events are primarily for networking, keeping in touch, and talking about what you have seen and learned though. I couldn't discuss anything with anybody present, and it made me feel really lonely and silly.

Just going up to people and striking up a conversation is not my strong suit, and it's something I am working on and has already gotten better, but the mask I am usually wearing in these big crowds and gatherings because I am on immunosuppressive medication is actively keeping me isolated. I know people have trouble understanding me, can't see me smiling at them, and think I am sick, so that keeps both sides hesitant. Unfortunately, if I attend next year, I will have to leave away the mask and maybe try out these protective sprays for nose and throat that are supposed to reduce viral load. It seems like you can only 'afford' to wear a mask if you are already in a group of people.

Weeks before the event, I asked some people if they would attend, they said they will and we had a group chat of 10 to coordinate meetups. But during the entire conference, I was the only one trying to make something happen - saying where I am/where I will be, identifiers you could spot me with (as we never met before and you can't see name tags well on the lanyard), meeting points etc. and the two people mentioned were the only ones who took me up on it. The others just ghosted me/ignored my messages. That saddened me a lot during the conference.

And unfortunately, these types of events are always really exhausting to me beyond the normal amount everyone experiences, because of things that trigger my conditions, my lower energy, my needs to lie down sometimes, sensory issues, food restrictions etc. so I really have to weigh if it's worth it to me.

I'm not sure it is, without the social aspect. Many of the panels I chose had an issue of being not well organized.

Instead of short speaker times, precise audience questions, interactions, dialogue, disagreements, different sides, answering the panel's topic and offering solutions etc., it often resulted in every speaker having a 10 minute monologue saying their peace, the other speakers not reacting or intervening because it's too much, everyone more or less saying the same thing or zoning out, and then having too little time to really give much attention to audience questions. Some gathered audience questions to answer them in batches and predictably, that resulted in nuance being lost and almost nothing being precisely answered.

From many panels, I walked away with less learned than I wanted to, and just being reaffirmed in what everyone knew already. There were almost no further or new resources, or real takeaways of what the next steps should be and how we can tackle or solve an issue. They say "there should be more transparency" but not how we ask for it, how we legislate it, how it should happen. It's often just a vague "Someone should do more of something, and fast." It was easy for people from the EU Commission to dodge mine and others' questions about the omnibus bullshit with no convincing answer. (:

It disillusioned me a bit about my own goal to be speaking at a panel one day, because so often it felt like it was just there to platform someone to give them a chance to ramble and that's it, or just so that they can put this on their CV. Looking into the panelists, so many of them are genuinely great, very accomplished and admirable people with a lot of expertise, but the way things were set up, it couldn't shine through. You would have been better off talking to them directly.

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